Monday, July 2, 2012


Crocodiles are majestic, powerful, and amazing creatures. Amphibious creatures, they are able to hunt in the water and live on land. They glide through the water unnoticed to the naked eye. A croc has bone-crushing jaws that make short work of its prey, and huge teeth that dig into flesh like warm butter. They have been able to stick around on this earth since prehistoric times which proves they are here for the long run. They aren't going anywhere anytime soon, so we must learn to coexist with these majestic, powerful, and amazing creatures known as crocodiles.


Crocodiles are ridiculous looking, silly, and lame creatures. Their short, stubby legs do not do their long, muscular bodies any justice. They have a dentist's nightmare of tooth inconsistencies; each one pointing a different direction than the one before. Crocs will eat anything that the world throws at them. If they aren't hunting then they are probably sleeping on the shore or just not moving because they are lazy creatures. They provide their environments nothing other than being dangers to those around them, proving they are just ridiculous looking, silly, and lame creatures.

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