Does it Suck?

This elephant does not suck because it represents my conservative beliefs.

President Obama does not suck because he is commander in chief of our great nation.

Harry Potter does not suck because I enjoyed the movies and still do to this day.

Apple does not suck because they make my very beloved iPhone, which I am never without.

Star Wars does not suck because it is one of the greatest movie franchises of all time, and tells a heroic tale of the battle between good and evil.

Facebook does not suck because it allows people to connect socially with others in a, non-intrusive online setting.

McDonalds does not suck because their mango pineapple smoothie is the bomb.

Clemson University definitely does not suck because it is the best place ever, and that's a fact.

Lady Gaga sucks because half the time she doesn't even look human. She'd even look out of place in a Star Wars movie.

Justin Bieber sucks because he's better at wooing women than I am.

Sudoku sucks because it's just a bunch a numbers and boxes. That's no fun.

Avatar does not suck, in fact it was a great motion picture.

Xbox 360 does not suck because you play games on it, watch netflix, espn, and even HBO.

American Idol sucks because I am not into singing competitions.

Glee sucks because it is a show about singing and high school drama, another thing I'm not really into.

Marlboro cigarettes suck because they can give you cancer and make people smell bad.

Guns do not suck because "the average response time of a 911 call is over 3 minutes, whereas the response time of a 44 magnum is 1400 feet per second."

Abortion sucks and does not suck, given the situation.

That dog wearing pants does not suck because I thought it was funny.